!!let's have some fun - jokes - english SMS

[مهرگان]

My heart is made 2 luv u, my lips are made 2 kis u, my eyes r made 2 c u, my

hands r made 2 hold u, evry part of me wants u, bcoz i was made just 4 u
قلبم برای دوست داشتن تو ، لبام برای بوسیدن تو ، چشام برای دیدن تو و دستام برای نگه داشتن تو بوجود اومدن؛ چون من فقط بخاطر تو ساخته شدم!!!!




Love is Pure

Love is Sure

Love is sweet poison

that Doctors can't cure
عشق یعنی پاکی

عشق یعنی اطمینان

عشق یه زهر شیرینه

که دکتر ها نمیتونن درمانش کنن!




There are 3 steps to happiness: 1. you, 2. me, 3. our hearts, 4. eternity
سه گام برای رسیدن به شادی وجود داره : 1- تو 2- من 3- قلبامون..........و بعد ابدیت!



greatest words : I dun wana los U

pleasant words : I care for U

sweet words : I admire U

wonderful words : miss U

most important word : YOU
5 تا از بزرگترین کلمات : من نمیخوام از دستت بدم.

4 تا از دوست داشتنی ترین کلمات : تو برام مهم هستی.

3 تا کلمه ی شیرین : تورو تحسین میکنم.

2 تا کلمه ی شگفت انگیز : دلتنگت هستم.

1 کلمه که از همه مهمتره : "تو"




Knock! Knock! May I Come Into Ur World? I Bring No Flowers, No Gifts But Wishes

To Keep U Fresh, Prayers To Keep U Healthy & Love To Keep U Smiling
تق! تق! اجازه هست پا به دنیای تو بزارم؟ من با خودم گل نمیارم، با خودم هدیه هم نمیارم اما یه عالمه آرزو با خودم میارم که تورو همیشه تر و تازه نگه داره، با خدم کلی دعا میارم برای سلامتی تو، و با خودم عشق میارم تا کاری کنم تو همیشه لبخند بزنی....

[مهرگان]

[مهرگان]

let's have some fun! - joke and sms in English - اس ام اس و جوک انگلیسی

NiNe Interesting Confusions in English

have you ever though about these?!

1.
?! Can you cry under water


2.
?! Do fish Ever get thirsty


3.
?! Why don't birds fall off trees when they sleep


4.
?! Why it is called "Building" When its already built


5.
?! When they say dog's food is new and improved in taste, Who tastes it


6.
?! if money Does not grow on trees then why banks have branches


7.
?! Why does a round Pizza come in a square box


8.
?! Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle


9.
Why the title is: "9 interesting confusions" while there are only!!!!

[مهرگان]

[مهرگان]

A little boy was doing his maths homework & saying: 2+5,
the son of a bitch is 7. 3+6, the son of a bitch is 9.
His Mom: What are you doing?
Boy: I'm doing maths homework.
Mom: this is how your teacher taught you?
Boy: Yes.
Infuriated Mom asked the teacher the next day- 'What
are you teaching my son in maths?'
Teacher: Right now, we are learning addition.
Mom: You teaching them to say 2+ 2, the So...n of a bitch
is 4?
Teacher after laughing: What I taught them was, 2+2, the
sum of which is 4